Feb 07, 2007, 07:20 PM // 19:20
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Guild: The Crescent Hawks
Profession: W/N
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Class Stereotypes
Okay, let's have some fun here. We all hear about how Warrior's are the dumbest profession... so what are the other stereotypes then? Keep them to the form of: (these are just for illustration purposes)
Warriors = Dumbest
Monks = Whiniest
Necros = Least likely to procreate with another human being
Eles = Most likely to be compensating for something
Rangers = most cowardly. "Look at me, I have 5 running stances"
Dervish = "I am invincible. Cower beneath as I hurl pebbles!"
Assassin = Thinks he/she could 1v1 an aircraft carrier
Rits = 1 trick spamming pony
Paragon = Was that guy in highschool who tried too hard to make friends and was never invited to the party... will likely grow up to be a mutiny victim
Mesmers = Elitist / Barry Manilow fan
...And so forth.
No flaming - we just want to have a little fun/humour here are our own expense.
Last edited by Ser Jaremy Ryker; Feb 09, 2007 at 01:43 PM // 13:43..
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Feb 07, 2007, 09:50 PM // 21:50
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: wisconsin
Guild: Spiders Lair Kurz [SpL]
Profession: W/A
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Warriors: wammos
Monks: complain to much
Eles: fire only
Mesmer: weakest class only interupt
Assassins: nobody wants them in group
all i hear so far
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Feb 08, 2007, 02:01 AM // 02:01
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Canada bro.
Profession: A/D
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Paragons: WTF LAME....WTF hoh hax -_-
Monks: whiners
Eles: original as my foot
mesmer: as fun as my foot
Ranger: as strong as the mesmers foot
Assassin: ONLY SPIKE
Dervish: Grenth...melandru...
ritualist: Takes no skill
well actually I guess every class has teh ele stereotype. and most classes want to do the sin stereotype....and everyone does the monk thing.
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Feb 08, 2007, 03:42 AM // 03:42
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Forge Runner
Join Date: May 2005
Location: San Diego, CA
Guild: Penguin Village
Profession: Mo/
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Rangers: hippies
Elementalists: sluts and/or emos
Warriors: wanna be gangsters
Assassins: narutards
Monks: elitist
Dervish: new whammos
Paragon: useless
Ritualists: takes no skill/extinct
Mesmers: sexy and sophisticated
Necros: Flesh Golem+Ghials Staff corpse screwer
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Feb 08, 2007, 02:27 PM // 14:27
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Jul 2006
Guild: Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]
Profession: W/Mo
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Assassin: Leerooooooooy->splut->ZOMG HEAL ME NOOB
Elementalist: Do you actually play this game or do you just stand around dancing naked?
Monk: Gimme 5k or I won't heal any of you anymore
Necromancer: Never lonely, gotta give em that
Mesmer: Now where do all these purple icons come from and who is the guy in the funny suit?
Warrior: I have mending on me!
Ritualist: I botched up the Monking School
Dervish: Why don't we have an avatar of GW Bush? THAT would be overpowered brainless pressure!
Ranger: Dude take a shower, theres plants in you hair!
Paragon: DRAT! incoming doesnt work against nerf bats, they still do double damage
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Feb 08, 2007, 05:17 PM // 17:17
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#6
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Drazach Thicket
Guild: Temple of Zhen Xianren [Sifu]
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Mesmers: F**king annoying leprachauns
Necros: Subcontracting corporate wh0res
Monks: Arse-licking do-gooders
Warriors: Common-as-muck meat-shields
Rangers: Filthy tree-hugging feral monkeys
Elementalists: One-hit-wand'ers (excuse the pun)
Ritualists: Disgusting, writhing freaks
Dervishes: Shameless Zasalamel rip-offs (see Soul Calibur 3 for proof)
Paragons: Back-seat drivers
... Assassins: Awesome (I cannot speak out against my primary class). =P
Last edited by SotiCoto; Feb 08, 2007 at 05:28 PM // 17:28..
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Feb 09, 2007, 04:54 AM // 04:54
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
Profession: Rt/N
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Since this is a humor page...
Rits: Only useful as Spirit Spammers. Nukers > Channeling, Monks > Resto, Necro MMs > Minion Bombing *Finally decides to give up and make a Monk, where they release their hidden Rit frustrations by whining.*
Assassins: Rez please?
Monks: Do what I say, or I don't heal you. /ragequit *Goes back to 55 farming.*
Nukers (There are no other kinds of Ele, you understand): Meteor Swarm LOL!
Warriors: I don't have Mending, what do you think I am, a noob? I have HEALING SEED. /coughblushcough
Dervish: LFG anything! PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LFG! Oh, you already got 3 of us in your group, sorry to be a bother... ... ... LFG...
Necro: *MM for most of game.* SS or SV? SS... SV... OMG, I can't decide! /sob *Is invited to Gate of Madnesss anyways.*
Paragon: *Poor for most of game.* Secondary... secondary... OMG, I can't decide! /sob *Is never invited to anything.*
Rangers: STFU, I'm pulling already! GAWD! *Gets no love for rest of battle if successful, and is blamed/perma-ignored if he fails.*
Mesmer: Yes, I interrupt... /sigh *Uploads his non-IW templates.*
More humor, from the NPCs:
Shiro: lawl, I pwn all of you, regardless.
Lich: lawl, you will all die when I get my hands on- *Dies first.*
Abaddon: Lawl, I will pwn the 5 Godz! *Dies in 20 minutes or less.*
Gehraz: lawl, me > Melonni
Melonni: /cry /wrist
Kormir: I'm blind, yet I carry a spear. I do nothing and draw no aggro. Yet somehow, I get to be a GOD. lawl. Thanks, you chumps!
Margrid: Damn, she got the BEST DEAL EVAR. /cry /wrist
Mhenlo: Is it just me, or are we out of jobs now?
Khim: Yeah, seriously. Go fish. Got any... Aces?
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Feb 12, 2007, 10:53 PM // 22:53
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#8
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Florida
Guild: Talk Less More [Sekz]
Profession: Rt/E
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Warriors = Dodge Ram. Big and powerful. Falls apart in a year.
Monks = Toyota Prius. Helpful to our enviroment. Couldn't survive a light poll.
Necros = Porsche 911. Performs well. But never changes.
Eles = Hyundai Sonata. Good value. Everyone has one.
Rangers = Land Rover Range Rover. Resilient in the outdoors. But no one wants one.
Dervish = BMW M5. Plenty of gadgets. But you hardly use half of them.
Assassin = Honda Civic. All show. But no go.
Rits = Volvo V50. Resourceful. But unloved.
Paragon = Chevorlet Corvette Z06. Nice to have. But not for daily driving.
Mesmers = Cadillac CTS. Look at me styling. But few are bought.
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Feb 13, 2007, 12:31 AM // 00:31
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#9
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Canada bro.
Profession: A/D
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Can paragons even get a stereotype other then Full paragon team or crap?
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Feb 14, 2007, 12:08 PM // 12:08
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#10
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Guild: The Crescent Hawks
Profession: W/N
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Heh... some of these are pretty good
Okay... now for a corporate analogy. This one applies to heavy industry (mining, steel, cement, oil, etc) and probably elsewhere:
Warriors = Production. Big, fast, and dumb. Always looking for something bigger and badder. Commonly heard saying "I can tweak this valve with my hammer. THUMP!"
Monks = Maintenance. The fix-it people. They generally care only about themselves until something's died. You need to suck-up to these people to get what you need. Commonly heard saying "Hey, who hit this with a hammer?"
Necros = Marketing group. Pretty much set up with Warrior/Production hate. Anything they do will likely leave you cursed. Primary attribute is Sale Reaping
Rangers = Front-line Supervisors. Good at everything but excel at nothing.
Eles = Engineering. Converting raw materials and energy. Always want to have the biggest bang. Can specialize in Electrical/pneumatics, Mining/materials, combustion/chemistry, hydraulics, etc
Mesmers (Domination) = your boss'es boss'es boss. No matter what you do with this guy you're screwed
Mesmer (Illusion) = that guy your boss'es boss promoted. All show, no substance
Mesmer (Inspiration) = stupid noob. Inspiration doesn't exist in a corporate environment
Assassins = Management. They barge in, cause chaos, havoc, and disorder and then flee without accomplishing much
Rits = Quality Control. "We're here to annoy you".
Paragon = HR. Say a whole lot but do nothing value added.
Dervish = Accounting. You just can't get rid of these guys no matter how hard you try.
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Feb 15, 2007, 12:48 AM // 00:48
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Guild: Eternal Deliverance
Profession: R/
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Wow. These are really good!!!
<--- Me playing Guild Wars when I am in a group of people where those stereotypes are true. LOL
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Feb 15, 2007, 06:18 AM // 06:18
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Academy Page
Join Date: Nov 2006
Guild: BAPE
Profession: R/Mo
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Warriors - Dumb tankers. "FOLLOW MY TARGETS NO ONE ELSE"
Rangers - TRAP OR DIE! "Pull now! BARRAGE FTW ZOMG!"
Mesmers - Don't even see mesmers much lol... DOMINATION MAGIC
Assassins - NARUTARDS. RUSH IN then yell for HEAL. "I'll be the next Hokage i swear!"
Paragon - Support only plox. [email protected] who wear skirts. "Be sure to have GFTE!
Necromancers - SS/SV/MM NAO! Emos.
Elementalists - Spikers! I only use fire skills PRO! Water is noob!
Ritualists - WHAT SPIRITS? You suck at healing! You suck at support! You suck at lightning spiking! (Even though they don't at all 3 lol).
Monk - HEAL ME NAO! *Warrior/Sin dies* OMG YOU SUCK MONK.
Dervish - FOR GOD'S SAKE (pun since they use the power of the 5 gods haha) SOMEONE ADD ME TO PARTY!
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Feb 15, 2007, 03:32 PM // 15:32
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#14
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Long Island, NY
Guild: Elite Knights [SWAT]
Profession: W/
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monk--"monk for hire: 1k per person"
assassin--"but i have survivor title!"
warrior--"dont worry, heal sig will keep me alive"
dervish--"LFG......LFG.....LFG....LFG"
paragon--"hey come on guys! im good!"
ritualist--hmm...cant think of a good one =P
elementalist--"water magic?"
mesmer--"im better than everyone because i am the master class"
ranger--"b/p lfg"
necromancer--"mm lfg" *while waiting to fight shiro in cantha*
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Feb 15, 2007, 03:48 PM // 15:48
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
Profession: W/
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Assassin - Look at me, I'm so badass, *omfg im blind,omfg spoil victor, dies*
Dervish - I can tank!!! I have avatar of balthazar!! take me in FoW!!
Elementalist- I spam flare and sucky sucky 5 dolla
Mesmer - Heh, I am the most useful class in the group yet no one takes me, scrubs... Maybe I should explain why am I useful to new players
Monk - If anyone comments my healing breeze I rage quit and find another group because I am god
Necromancer - BiP, SS, MM, SV, etc lfg, I can play anything but don't have any runes so my spells suck, I also don't know what energy management is and am probably going to kill myself with BiP
Paragon - I'm so hot... beautiful, just take me already
Ranger - I have barrage, apply poison and firestorm!!!
Ritualist - Mmm, Where should I spirit spam...
Warrior - This mission is timed!!! I have to run ahead, don't heal me, I have healing breeze.
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Feb 15, 2007, 08:08 PM // 20:08
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#16
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Crimson Claw
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ser Jaremy Ryker
Paragon = Was that guy in highschool who tried too hard to make friends and was never invited to the party....
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along those same lines
warrior: the bully...if you dont do things his way...fists start flyin
necro: the kid who ended up killing all his classmates
assasin: the asian kid who always kicked your butt in pokemon.... they can be found now in arcades playing DDR
monk: the 'all american' socialite who tried to please everyone but ended up being hated by everyone...
mesmer: that cold beautiful tease... who you never got to go out with... turned out to be gay...
dervish: the amish kid whos parents forced religion and dress wearing on him
elementalist: that incredibly hot chick with a heart of stone and cold blue eyes that swept you off your feet....(notice all the elements ) who turned out to be not quite what you wanted...in the end
ritualist: .... i see dead people....
ranger: this kid grew up with a pet worm in his pocket
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Feb 15, 2007, 08:41 PM // 20:41
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#17
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Virginia
Guild: Spirit of Elisha
Profession: W/
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Warrior:
Quote:
"I have Uber powerful armor and an Axe!! I can kill those 40 monsters all at the same time!".....uh, rez please!
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Ranger:
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"I have barrage + Kindle Arrows! I can kill those 40 ice golems all at the same time!.....uh, rez please!"
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Mesmer:
Quote:
"I have empathy and backfire. I'm invincible. Those Aataxes can't touch me!.....uh, rez please!"
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Elementalist:
Quote:
"I have to be up front so my inferno spell can kill the shadow beasts....uh, rez please!"
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Necromancer:
Quote:
"Don't worry about energy. I have BIP". (casts bip on monk and elementalist and warrior and mesmer and 2nd monk and ranger and Paragon)....uh, rez please!"
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Assassin:
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"I'll be out of there so fast they won't know what hit 'em!....uh, rez please. Rez me! Rez me now! Rez me, I'm best damage dealer on the team!! Rez me! REZ ME!!! REZ ME NOW!! REZ OR I'M QUITTING!!!!!"
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Monk:
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Feb 16, 2007, 04:40 AM // 04:40
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#18
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Aussieland
Guild: Prime Players Of [OSHA] ~ [dth] alliance. <3
Profession: Me/E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jesh
Rangers: hippies
Elementalists: sluts and/or emos
Warriors: wanna be gangsters
Assassins: narutards
Monks: elitist
Dervish: new whammos
Paragon: useless
Ritualists: takes no skill/extinct
Mesmers: sexy and sophisticated
Necros: Flesh Golem+Ghials Staff corpse screwer
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The only true stereotype
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Feb 16, 2007, 05:08 AM // 05:08
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#19
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Nov 2006
Profession: D/W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SotiCoto
Dervishes: Shameless Zasalamel rip-offs (see Soul Calibur 3 for proof)
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best game ever
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Feb 16, 2007, 11:24 PM // 23:24
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#20
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sitting upon Kerrigan's Throne.
Guild: Live For The Swarm [ZERG]
Profession: Me/N
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Warrior: I am the american Sedan. Big, Ugly, Powerful, and I get alot of unwanted attention.
Elementalist: I am the tank! FEAR ME! OH GOD, ENCHANT STRIP!
Mesmer: Energy Burn and Energy Surge are my only damage skills. I will spam them and do nothing.
Ranger: Lawl, I'm going to bring 5 stances and throw dirt. And barrage. Fear me.
Assassin: If you target me, chances are I die.
Monk: Im the only 100% needed class, so i'm going to order the group around.
Ritualist: I will spam spirits. Then I wont do anything for 40 seconds because I really can't.
Paragon: I was good, but then I got smacked by the nerf bat. Plz let me in your party?
Dervish: 5 enchants, 2 scythe attacks, and a rez. Whoo...
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